Jeanie is my new husband's exwife
It looks like she's gonna be
A part of my life
'Cause there's a couple of kids
And twenty some years they share
So I guess Jeanie isn't going anywhere
I even tried to hate her
Like I thought I should
But since we met
She's been nothing but good
And the trouble with Jeanie
Is she's alright
And the trouble with Jeanie
Is she's so nice
Could somebody explain to me
This modern life?
How can I pick up
Where she never left off?
We're like a club of twin
Who've seen him with his clothes off
And there's nowhere to hide
Because it's all out in the light
Can I help if I'm a little bit uptight?
I must admit I don't know
How I'm supposed to act
She's hugging me
Instead of stabbing my back
And the trouble with Jeanie
Is she's alright
And the trouble with Jeanie
Is she's so nice
Could somebody explain to me
This modern life?
The trouble with Jeanie is
The trouble with Jeanie is
I've heard of divorces
Where bitterness forces
Extreme mortal combat
And I wouldn't want that
But I hadn't planned on
Something quite so hands on
Instead of a blessing
It seems to be messing with my mind
And the trouble with Jeanie
Is she's alright
And the trouble with Jeanie
Is she's so nice
And the trouble with Jeanie
Is I'm uptight
Could somebody explain to me
This modern life?
The trouble with Jeanie is
The trouble with Jeanie is